- depressed person: laughs at something funny
- moron: what, you're laughing? i thought you were depressed you're supposed to be sad all the time and crying and suicidal you're not really depressed you faker
- depressed person: laughs at something funny
- moron: what, you're laughing? i thought you were depressed you're supposed to be sad all the time and crying and suicidal you're not really depressed you faker
i literally felt my heart drop
.. Omg…
There’s this kid on my that always runs and people laugh at him, too. If this is the reason why he runs, I hope he never stops.
(Source: sixbillionsecrets.com, via dwbadwolf)
*stoner voice*
i didn’t go to high school
( •_•)>⌐■-■
i went to school high
(⌐■_■)
(via kingofcirclelenses)
MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING
(via mayjazzle)
- parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
- me: well they turned into a cunt
today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly”
In the original story the prince ordered one of his servants to put liquid tar on the staircase to stop her from running away. The shoe got stuck on the tar.
That is a liiiiittle bit creepy
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE BROTHERS GRIMM FAIRYTALES HONEY
(Source: branstheman, via mayjazzle)
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
im laughing look at this poor creature





