June 2012
mr-no-bananas-or-cheesecake:
endofunctor:
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
When your mom is preparing your favorite meal
heyfunniest:
THIS BLOG. THIS!
TROLOLOL →
funniest10k:
That weird inbetween time of night where all the Americans have finally gone to bed but none of the Brits are up yet so literally everyone’s dashes are completely dead
We call this “Australia owns the internet” time.
Click here for the funnest blog you will EVER follow
You can't write the number '6' while making...
Unless, like me, you write 6 from the inside out. In a clockwise spiral.
heyfunniest:
napoleon bonaparte
more like napoleon BORN2PARTY
mayjazzle:
Change Facebook relationship status from married to my best friend to single.
Granda asks what happened to my boyfriend.
You… Divorced me?!
Welcome to my messed up head ;) →
when you’re caught doing someone you’re not supposed to
oh yM GOD I SAID SOMEONE BUT I MEATN SOMETHING
or did you
mothbooty:
mothbooty:
when you’re caught doing someone you’re not supposed to
oh yM GOD I SAID SOMEONE BUT I MEATN SOMETHING
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door and away into the sunset
