July 2012
me: *steps outside*
me: where can i lower the brightness
adrians:
omg all the way through my driving lesson I couldn’t stop doing mexican food farts so I kept pressing the button to roll down our windows and he kept rolling them back from his side without saying anything because it was raining so I just kept rolling it down and looking straight ahead and he just eventually gave up because I think he smelt the farts it was the most awkward situation of...
OKAY TUMBLR. IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR...
batmansymbol:
Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”
NOT JIF,
GIF.
And here is the link for the opposite.
WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.
tyleroakley:
peetaslongbun:
Did you know if...
sandroscrib:
You’re free to your own opinion but I’m going to unfollow you if you post pictures of people cutting themselves. Tumblr is a positive escape for me and I don’t log on to see self-mutilation. I’m not judging those who have done it, but isn’t that a personal issue that people don’t do for attention? So then why are we sharing photos of those who have done it, glorifying it in a...
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wellalright:
imagine if you taught a bunch of mockingbirds or whatever to imitate dubstep and then released them into the wild. people camping at night in their tents listening to the sound of nature. and then the bass drops.
Now you know giant anteaters' front legs look like...
Watchtyleroakley:
ridiculous-tiger:
we all really need to talk about the sound Victreebel makes in the anime
That’s eerily similar to my mating call at the bar.
oh my gosh.
me: cooks food
me: eats snack while food is cooking
doodledecay:
narcissistmanifesto:
any one of us could be beyonce impersonating a teenage blogger
hihowsyourlife:
ice age
ice age: the meltdown
ice age: dawn of the dinosaurs
ice age: continental drift
ice age: the cavemen
ice age: roman empire
ice age: the birth of jesus
ice age: the dark ages
ice age: the renaissance
ice age: discovery of america
ice age: wwii
ice age: 9/11
ifyoucarryonthisway:
i just picked up my unplugged in straightener by the part where it gets hot and immediately dropped it cause i was expecting it to be hot even though it wasnt even on
i literally just dropped it like its hot
Watchgingahhh:
this is terrifyingly hilarious
pollyscatterhood:
IT’ S SPLENDORMAN
